September 2011
August 2011
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i shot the sheriff..
but i didn’t shoot the deputy.
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl wakes up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet
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yo—landa:
“I like to think that if you put your trust out there, that if you really give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion.”
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LOL.
Just witnessed an asian man drop off a hooker at a gas station, then immediately an Escalade with 5 armenian dudes come and try to pick her up. Then another car rolls up trying to wave her down. Oh la…lol.
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Regrets and Mistakes they're memories made.
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